March 16, 2005
The Voodoo King
Ukorz the king of Zul'Farrak, a huge troll, an evil troll with the powers of voodoo magic discovered that I had entered into his forbidden lands and killed one of his precious Zum'rah witch doctors. In fact his most prized witch doctor. Upon discovering this treacherous news, Ukorz sent one of his deadliest assassins, Bah'Kull the ghost dragon (picture 1) to assassinate me. Bah'Kull discovered my whereabouts, located within the depths of a Sunken Temple and was able to take me by surprise. It was a vicious and deadly fight, one which I shall never forget, being scarred for life. Again I beat the odds and escaped death's deadly grasp on my life. Knowing that Bah'Kull was one of Ukorz's assassins I made a vow and swore revenge against Ukorz and his evil followers. In my weakened condition I crawled and pulled my wrecked body from the sunken temple and finding a trusted griffin flew home (picture 2) to visit one of the local priests. After healing and receiving several priest blessings returning me to full health, it was time for revenge. I traveled back to Tanaris and entered that horrible land of Zul'Farrak. I carelessly approached Zul'Farrak appearing to be a lost and wandering traveler and was immediately seized by the guards. Before the guards could kill me, I said that I had news from Bah'Kull and it was for the king only. The guards dragged me off to see the king. Standing before the king, Ukorz asked me for my name and for the information. Knowing that Ukorz was going to kill me after giving him this information, I said, "Ukorz, Bah'Kull is dead by my own hand and I have come to claim your head, for I am Elric The Red". A deathly awe inspiring silence settled over the kings hall. In those few silent moments I called forth my demon and attacked with hell's fury. It was a vicious, gory and bloody battle... now the trolls of Zul'Farrak call me "The Voodoo King" (picture 3). But that is another story.
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Sunken Temple
Searching the dark depths of the Sunken Temple looking for priceless treasure and the forbidden Infernal grimorie.
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March 02, 2005
How do you wake a sleeping rock giant?
Get several people to stand around the sleeping rock giant to pose for a picture. Have one of those people climb up and stand on the rock giant's head. Make sure the camera's flash is turned on to maximum brightness and then take the picture. Be prepared for a very angry rock giant.
(Note: Don't try this at home, this is extremely dangerous and should only be performed by World of Warcraft professionals.)
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February 28, 2005
Demon Lord Pet
I enslaved (muuhahaha) a new pet last weekend, and yes, he is the Demon Lord (Elite) of Mannoroc Coven. Each enslavement lasts about 5 minutes and then I have to re-enslave the demon to keep him under my control. Each enslavement costs one soulshard. Anyway, I ran the demon lord around Desolace and laid waste to everything in sight. Guess that's why they call the place Desolace. Everything in my path fell to his blade. We sliced through 5 to 8 mods without a sweat and then I ran out of soulshards... and the fight really began between us. He was a powerful opponent but in the end I was triumphent and my new pet was no more. I sure will miss that angry demon lord.
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February 25, 2005
Wait I need a ride
Uh, Kimberis you've gotten to big, I can't give you a ride any more. (Felsteed says, "She better lay off the roasted dragon chops!")
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Meditation
Medatating with the dead is so restful because its deathly quiet. (I think she likes me, her eyes lit up when I sat down next to her. Shhh, don't tell Zalienda)
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Shrunken Heads
As I was questing across the sand blown dunes of Tanaris I stumbled upon an evil Zum'rah witch doctor who tried to shrink my head. Barely escaping with my life I managed to kill that evil witch doctor but only after he shrank my entire body.
Continuing my quest in my current state was not possible, so I headed off for the town of Gadgetzan to a find strong drink and to wait for the witch doctor's spell to wear off. While sorrowing over my drink about my tiny condition fate decided to smile apon me and brought me Zalienda, my newest girl.
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Warlock Fishing
Ever wonder how warlocks go fishing? We use imps for bait. Not a bad day of fishing, two reef sharks and three hammer head sharks.
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February 24, 2005
Dragon Slayers
Several of us "Gurus" battling a young dragon in the scorching deserts of the Badlands. I'm going to have roasted dragon chops for dinner, Yummy!!!
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